The Card -by Moses

The Card

'It was 8:47 P.M, a cool Wednesday, December 24th in the year 2008 Astro-Damanous, as Prince Mousa Saliim (a.k.a Moshe Shalom) gathered with his friends Prince Farhan, Prince Hashem, Prince Jabu, and Prince Omar. They concluded in common unison that Ethiopia had ‘the card’ ready to be institutionalized into production. Already popular in Sweden, Canada, and Israel, ‘the card’ entitled populations, within each sovereign nation, to distribute food and water to their people.
In the boardroom of White, Locks, Smith, and Jones, President Bush had been on hold for ten minutes. At 4:30 A.M Western European Time (11:30 P.M Eastern Time Zone) the Hagannah gave their announcement, ‘The card is a necessity.’
Through the monitored satellite feeds of Kofi Annan and his forecasting team, came the newly discovered information. ‘Cards’, ‘the cards’, ‘card’, or ‘the card’ spoken in wireless communication linked the call to anti-terrorist agencies throughout the Western World. The relationship between ‘card’ and ‘self serving interests' - a.k.a 'terrorist mentalities’ were intertwined from a Summit reached in the year 1937 through England’s representative King George and France spokesman, Syrian King Ali Baba.
The infrastructure within Ethiopia had been in place since 2004, through an unannounced Summit in 1996 between Nigeria and Sweden, and was officially approved by the United Nations. With this single entitlement a Man, Woman, and Child had Worldwide Right to Life. This had been opposed traditionally by certain sects within Catholicism as early as 1240 Astro-Damanous, including the Presbyterian Church of England. The Right to Life had been sacrificed over many Wars and wants of the Ultra-Rich. Monarchies engulfed their people as Pariah’s and Martyr’s to bring other armies to their knees. The basic concept of imagination had been sacrificed likewise, and, in this context ‘the card’ was its’ remedy. No longer just a Marxist Principle, ‘the card’ entitled all adults to every want and need, with extortion taken out of the equation (with respect to reasons why we shouldn’t have it).
OPEC made their announcement, ‘Crude Oil has been taken off the market.’ End quote.
Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper made the following announcement; ‘Our wheat and manna will never again be destroyed or cut off from production in the name of economics.’ End quote.
Newly Elected U.S President Barack Obama made the following announcement on Thursday, December 25th (Christmas Day) of 2008; ‘OPEC has taken Oil off the Market. This crude oil has no current price. Therefore, our economy will carry roughly a 20% overall recession. Should the U.S.A fight against OPEC, the United Nations is threatening to put an excise tax on every U.S service in order to hold us accountable for our roles in Worldwide poverty, and that would cripple us with respect to World Economics as I’ve learned from our National Senior Economic Officers.’ ‘Keep in mind America that the Average U.S Household earns $60,000/year U.S.D, while the Average Chinese Household earns 125,000 Japanese Yen/year – and that translates into $250 U.S/Year. Likewise, the Median Household Income in Northeast Africa is less than that amount. It is time for our Country to put up, or shut up!’ End quote.'